Spring Break
Our eyes are red, our reflexes slow and everything seems a bit hazy; it must be Finals week. The epidemic of stressed college students has broken out across campus once again, enveloping the campus with high strung and worried individuals. Have no fear. We have some pointers on how to get through studying and how to study before your tests: Review regularly, one hour at the same time every night, with a ten-minute break to refresh your mind.
WASHINGTON - The top U.S. climate negotiator, Todd Stern, said Tuesday that he was "a bit more optimistic" that the world could solve the global warming crisis after meeting with high-level officials from the countries that produce the bulk of the world's greenhouse gas emissions.
In response to the recent outbreak of H1N1 Influenza, more commonly known as Swine Flu, the university is taking additional steps to prevent the spread of the disease. The university has placed alcohol-based hand gels in several locations around campus, including the computer labs and other common areas.
Finals will be throughout the week. The last meal served in the dining halls will be Friday lunch. Good luck to you all! Monday: The Senior Send-Off Barbeque will be at the Judy Farr Alumni Center from 6 - 8 p.m. Enjoy free beer and food, with music and fun and prizes.
Twice a year The Penalty Box ends an era with a live concert, the day before graduation and the week before the fall semester starts. Five bands will perform on May 8th, including Undeclared, County 11, Kristin Hamling, Trichome, and Ben Pu and Crew, in that order.
This is not the best week to be a hypochondriac. Finals and the hallucinations of symptoms I don't have are really going to make this week difficult. Imminent pandemics have that affect on me. You know what produces similar difficulties? Dating republicans (or so says an unnamed-serial-dater-friend-of-mine).
Gettin' the boot Two males, both age 21, at Arlington Park Apartments were issued Persona Non-Grata letters, April 24th at 11:52 a.m. Hit in the J A hit and run traffic accident took place in the J Lot, April 24th at 3:33 p.m. No information was available on the suspect.
After ending an undefeated regular season, UNC's men's lacrosse team sought out their first division title this last weekend in Boulder. Clinching the first seed in the East division, UNC received a first game bye and was due to play Montana State for the second time this season after the Bobcats beat up on Fort Lewis 13-5, to advance.